french fries ಥ‿ಥ

thediagonallie:

when I was in high school my AP english teacher told us we weren’t allowed to eat in class so I took that as a personal challenge to see what the most ridiculous thing I could eat in class without getting caught was so I started bringing soup to class and as soon as I’d crack the lid of my thermos the tiniest bit this football player that sat like 3 rows in front of me would going “I SMELL MEAT SOMEONE HAS SOUP” and no one ever believed him

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shakespeares-sisters:

i’m weird ok

but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend

i mean fucking weird 

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brodave:

when i die i hope this is the only picture left of me in the whole wide world and there is no other choice but to display this gem at my funeral in remembrance of me

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liftedandgiftedd:

catzlovesherson:

Me before Tumblr

Me after Tumblr

this is the best way to describe that

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earthnation:

im laughing because 

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mustachioedghosts:

ive been laughing at sation for too long

illhouse:

The Korean boy in my advisory is pretty steadfast on what he likes

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

wormm_guy: i cant believe all these worms

hotbabe54: hey

hotbabe54: wanna chat or send pics

wormm_guy: hold on

wormm_guy: Im checking out some worms

wormm_guy: Theyre insane

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